Wednesday 18 June 2014

Life is not your friend but it's also not your enemy.

You get a phone call and you see it's your old mate life. You don't wanna answer cos it's always some lesson you gotta learn. Problem is, life is all "You ain't learnt this lesson yet bitch..." so next it's a stern letter. Ignore that shit and next thing you know, it's a letter with bright red letters on it. Ignore that and all the other messages from life and before you know it, life is no longer the old friend on the phone trying to give you a lesson. It's now turned into a crack riddled bailiff on roids and it's banging on your door.

"WHAT THE FUCK, LIFE?"

"Don't 'what the fuck' me, son! I called you all nice n chill, AGES ago and you just ignored me like I ain't trying to hook you up. NOW IT'S TIME TO PAY THE PIPER MOTHER FUCKER!"

Then life barges into your crib, throws you to the ground and kicks your fucking teeth in! WHY? Because you were a silly bitch, that's why. Life called you up all nice and chill with that namaste flavour and like a chump - you just ignored life and didn't bother with the lesson. HECK! You even saw life kick the fuck out of your homies but for some reason...you were all "But me and life are tight!! That shit ain't never gonna happen to me! Life ain't got the balls!"...and you were wrong!

Moral of the story. Life doesn't love you - but it doesn't hate you either. It will continue to show you the same lesson over and over until you make better decisions and learn from the lessons it has shown you. Each time a lesson is learnt, you get a new lesson. Just be sure not to let it get to "the bailiff" stage.